Odd Short Stories

Justin Suicide

My mom said I should suicide. I died.

Once upon a elegant moonlight night, I killed myself. I shot myself in the butthole with a katana.

I want death to eat me but I have aids from my mom, who is very fucking gay. However, she is slightly kinda straight... No she's not, she's super fucking gay but I am into incest. I wish that I could die but my mom keeps me locked in her basement. I wish she would let me go outside and play in the lake of pinapples. I love my giant stinking six inch penis. I suck it with great passion while watching sex in the lake of pinapples. It tastes pritty thicc and juicy but it was super fucking gay. It felt so wrong but so right, but my mom was jealous of how I get such large thicc doggos from the six inch dick in the butthole. One time I was caught in the crime scene, with my gay mother in my pants. She was sucking my thicc girthy 'gameboy' while looking at my small penis. I found pinapples in my pants, they were sticky and slightly overcooked. A massive white great shark and a giant whale got together and made thicc babies. The babies tasted like baked potatoes mixed with suicide, dogs and cats.

** Sorry that this includes strong language and strong ideas but we're and odd bunch and this is quite hilarious in our opinion. Sorry if you don't like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯