#8 | Pink F***ing Gwyn-nacorns Dancing on Gellians | A day in Author's life

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((Just one of the random days in my class /w friends))
>Cussing not really included<

Shenly and Gellian: *Starts singing 'Pink Fluffy Unicorns'

Me: *Smacking head on the table* f*** me life

Shenly:  *Leaves to go annoy Gwyn most likely*

Gellian: *Looks at me and smirks*

Me: You, Wouldn't, Dare.

Gellian: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

Me: Oh f*** him. Pink Fluff Gwyn-nacorns—

Gellian: Wait, why Gwyn?

Me: 'Cause he's a unicorn now

Gellian: Pink Fluffy Gwyn-nacorns dancing on rai—

Me: GELLIANS!

Gellian: Hey! Why me!

Me: Go with it!

*And Then The World Turned to Sh** ya Sick Masochists

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