My owner Vada is crying like an emotional reck. She is smiling though. What is wrong with her? All I know is that she has this super big dork crush on this character in a show called total drama and I guess that character did something cute or something because she was screeching and I had to mentally ask her why and she said something like "oh sorry dave, he did something really cute and it was just sooooooo adorible'' or something like that. She was texting Lily. I'll look at what she said.
Ooh la la. She's crying because of how good of a friend Lily was. She kept saying how Lily inspired her soooooooooo much. Oooh, can I ship humans? I have to look on animalpedia.
So I can ship humans together. Well here's a... OTP? Vayly maybe? Or LilVay? What about LiVay? Maybe I'll stick with Vayly. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow at walking ugh. It's annoying being a three toed sloth. Oh well, I guess I'll never be on the track team. I remember when I was a baby sloth and when I wrote in my diary all I would say is nbtW 98YDUHJBNBQ8JHZNBEUWGsvdGUHBJDFXVBUSZJHghgvmdnxbveihdbn. The good days. Anyways, today has been a long day. Bye bye diary
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Dave's Diary
AdventureDave is a famous manager for an even more famous bear, Bobby.
