Why

Bodyguard

Can you imagine having a best friend?Most probably can. To the loners out there it's like having someone you can share secrets with and go shopping with. You know all the cliche teenage stuff most high school movies consist of. Not exactly true but true. For the people with many friends you know you can depend on certain best friends for certain situations. Let's say you want to do your makeup or something you go to this person. Or borrow a text book go to that person. You go to different people for different situations or reasons because every friendship is different. Well this type of relationship is probably the weirdest kind you've ever heard about or if you want to be technical read about.

"Not John!"
Buuuuu!!! The bell rang. It sounded like a buuu sound. Maybe because it sounded like it was going to start giving people buuuuuullshit to go to class. Honestly who knows with this place.
"See you guys tomorrow." Andy said walking out of the school. The rest of the group had to go to class. No Andy wasn't ditching! She just happened to have a zero period and no sixth period.
She started walking home. She likes walking home sometimes. It can be a pain after dance practice but she enjoyed the time to think mostly. She was thinking about how she met John which wasn't too long ago. And this was when she had her first encounter with fuckboyism. She didn't realize that the weirdo was a fuckboy until now! When she actually thought about it. About 3 months ago she was in her geometry class. They just had switched seats because it was the end of the quarter. Aka teachers excuses to move people because they talk to much. Well a junior sits in the seat across from her and says

"Do you have a boyfriend?"
" Nope" She responded. Her new friend Jaime looked at him weirdly. Andy and Jaime weren't very close. Jaime wore glasses and looked like the smart type but mostly looked to Andy to copy her math homework. But Jaime looked at him(the weirdo) weirdly because she knew he wanted something from her. And Jaime knew how innocent she was.

"How old are you?" The weirdo said
"I'm fifteen. Why do you want to know?"Andy said
"Are you serious?" The weirdo asked very disappointed with the answer which was her age. At that point it was clear to Jaime what he wanted. And the answer is truly sickening.
"Why do you want to know?" Andy asked again.

"Your fucking gorgeous." The weirdo said looking at her in the weirdest way like he had something to say. Like he was holding back.

"Andy! Group nine seat two!" The teacher yelled. Andy was called last and had a group of four desks to herself. Everyone else had a group but she didn't feel sad at all. She kept thinking why that weirdo was asking so many questions.
"Now you and your new group start group work on page four twenty in your text books." Mrs Linner stated

Then out of no where a boy (not john or the weirdo) sits in the seat next to her and starts drawing a picture of an eggplant on her paper. And when I say eggplant I mean what a male considers their manhood. He was Mexican for sure! You could tell but his haircut looked like something from grease. He was wearing a maroon hoodie. And had the most on fleek eyebrows in class.
Andy was cool with it because she didn't know what it was he was drawing but who the in world was this guy.
"Excuse me I don't know if your realizing this but your drawing on my paper." Andy said trying to be as nice as possible.

"I know." He says continuing not to care. Then out of no where someone sits in the seat across from Andy and says,
"Come on Jacob leave her alone." The boy says.

"Hey what's your name anyhow girl." Jacob asks without looking but continuing to draw.

"My name is Andrea but for the most part most people call me Andy." She said in a shy sort of way. Which is not what she was, ever!

"Have you ever done a blow job before?" Jacob asked.

"Dude leave her alone that shit is personal!" The other boy said

"Page four twenty students!" Mrs Linner yells

Then Andy responded with the most innocent response saying,
"Blow job as in a blow dryer? Because I actually don't have one. My mother says it's bad for your hair."

Jacob started laughing. The other boy was wondering how she doesn't know what he's talking about.

"Dude! She's clean!" Jacob said to his friend pointing at Andy. Jacob wasn't afraid to laugh in front of people but laughing in class was not a good idea.

"Do you want a referral!" The teacher asked Jacob in a yelling manner.
"This is strictly group work!" Strictly was her favorite word. She always said it. The teacher was also always in a bad mood like she was on her period or something. I'm aloud to say that because I'm a girl and trust, I know the struggles.

"Well Andy doesn't have a group so we decided to join her and become pen pals and life long friends!" Jacob said in the most sarcastic tone of voice.
The teacher continued to do her work while giving him an evil glare for awhile. Meanwhile....

"Sorry about him. You have to watch yourself around him." The boy said

"It's ok. I'm sure he means well." Andy said smiling

Jacob continued to laugh saying
"For Christ sake John! She doesn't know what a blow job is! Is she stupid?"

"Well don't tell her! She's probably better not knowing" The boy said

"What's your name?" Andy asks the boy boldly
"John ." He says trying to be tough.

"Why can't she know what a blow job is John! What are you her body guard!" Jacob said laughing. He never really had a good sense of humor. Well maybe. Maybe not.
Then Jacob responds to Mrs. Linner when she says,
"If your group work is not finished you must do four twenty for homework."

"YES MA'M!"