Dialogue prompts!!!
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Where are your pants?"
"I laugh because I hurt inside."
"Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later."
"You look like an open autopsy."
"That's french for 'go away.'"
"You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying."
"No, you silly goose, it's magic!"
"Put me down!"
"How much did someone pay you to wear that?!"
"What did you just do?!"
"Stop filming me, moron!"
"It was all me, by the way."
"Look at this ACTION ROLL!! They'll never see it coming!"
"You know, 'give me a warning' means let me know before they come in here."
"I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not."
"I may have mildly panicked..."
"Ooo, that must've hurt!"
"I am very, very bad under pressure."
"Shut up, we're fine, just chill, we're fine, I'm fine, everything is fine, everything is cool! We're chill, nothing is happening, and I'm not freaking out, not at all, we're FINE!"
"Now, not to be forward, but I love you."
"I'm 72 different flavors of done with you."
"Hey, on the ground there it says you're a gullible shit."
"It's do or die, most likely die."
"No, it's 'Protect and Serve' not 'Get Rekt and Swerve.'"
"You make me smile."
"Liam Neeson would do it."
"Jail can't stop me."
"It's four o'clock, don't you think you should fuck off?"
"I remain confused."
"As the wise Scooby Doo once said: "Ruh Roh.""
"I don't know about you guys but I feel fabulous."
"Well, this isn't at all like High School Musical."
"Quick, blend in."
"At the moment, it seemed like a good plan. Obviously, it was not.
"Well, obviously nothing is going on here!"
"Can I help you?"
"Don't be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure."
"Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob."
"KILL ME!! KILL ME IN THE EYES!!"
"Well, that was unsettling."
"Don't judge me, but I might have accidentally murdered someone."
"Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!"
"My budget is $5, what are your recommendations?"
A/N: I hope you guys are enjoying these updates. I just felt really motivated this weekend and I had lots of free time. Also, lots of homework, but procrastination!
