Chapter 9- brendon urie is a lil binch

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by fishdallon

by fishdallon

Fish dallon is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brendon say quietly in the comfort of his new home listening to death of a bachelor on repeat because he thought it was just that good (it isn't actually good). While he intensely listened to his shi tty music, he heard a knock at the door. He was angered that he had to stop listening to himself, but reluctantly headed for the door hoping fans didn't track him down already.

When he turned the knob he saw someone he thought he'd never again.

"Dallon?" Brendon asked. He didn't know why he asked because it was stupid of course it was dallon brendons just an idiot.

"Hey fucker! Surprise bitch, thought you'd seen the last of me!!!" Dallon spoke.

Brendon was shocked. He had the men in black kill dallom because he wanted to be a solo artist and even tho he's pretty shitty by himself he doesn't understand that so he wanted dallon dead. No one was allowed to be more talenwted than him even tho it happens every day.

"Heard it was your birthday, cunt. Here's a signed copy of violent things along with an autographed letter of resignation. Fuck you for stripping me of money, time, and everything else you self obsessed narcissistic bastard." Dallon said.

Just then, sarah walked in eating leaves while simultaneously trying to sell lip products and also posting a picture of Brendon with the caption "I love my man so damn much 😍😍😍" When she saw dallon she turned to brendon.

"Honey, why did you open the door to this Mormon?" She asked confused then turned her attention to dallon. "We don't have time to hear about the word of the Lord, sorry."

"Well i don't have time to listen to you talk about your piece of shit husband any longer. PS brendon, death of a bachelor is the worst music I have ever listened to. "

Dallon stepped into the house and then was quickly greeted with that god awful giant painting of Brendon that brendon hangs in his house for some reason. Because he loves looking at himself. Dallon took out a match and lit it on fire.

"Ok dude sorry to do this but *magic stuff*" Brendon turned into a fish like dallom once was. Dallon picked him up and brought him to the bathroom. He opened the toilet and plopped Fish Brendon in there. He heard him hit the water with a splash.

"Say hi to your career when you get down there," Dallom then flushed the toilet and brendons screams couldn't be heard as he went down the pipe to where he belongs. All was right with the world.