The first question every insignificant organism that inhabits this god forsakwn Earth asks is "Where do I begin?" Well that is an easy question to answer...
The place to begin is not at the start, I know, what the hell, right? Stay with me, the best place to begin isn't at the start, or the end, you should start right in the middle. No I am not crazy, yes I am weird, but not crazy. Just hear me out; every story has a start and an end, but the middle... that content, that integral essence of the story is what counts. So let's start there...
