My Booty and his Beast

strip down to our socks

There we go again. More awkwardness. More stupid people. Hope you enjoy

My head hurts. Badly. But I don't think it's a hangover. I more as if there are just so many thoughts in my head that it is really close to exploding. Good thing my bed offers comfort. So cozy...

And boy do I need that comfort. What the hell even happened? My only hope is that Joshua is really really hungover and doesn't remember a thing. And somehow magically forgets this morning. And even better my existence because I will do my best to not see him for at least two weeks. Or until whatever stupid ideas my head suddenly decides to develop leave.. Hopefully quickly.

My phone plings, so I roll over and unlock it.

You up? - Watson

Damn it. Watson is a really nice friend I met online. We were both involved in a pretty serious discussion about the order you should read John Greens novels in. I still believe you should start with looking for Alaska and then go with what he wrote next, but Watson is pretty shire you should start with either Paper towns or the fault in our stars, because she thinks starting with the best book would let you fall in love with the writing even quicker.
Let's say we agree to disagree. We however bonded over that discussion and soon talked about everything from books to dreams, to crushes and stupid stories. She is a couple years older than me, but it's not drastic and we just kind of clicked.

If I recall correctly, she had a date yesterday evening, but I am not entirely sure, so I scroll up a bit and...
Yes. Date with... Audrey? No Andrew. A sweet librarian with a semi sweet writing style, which is the best, according to Watson.

Up and awake, his was your night?, I type back.

Her answer is quick, she probably waited in front of her phone.

Great! - Watson

But I don't think he liked it - Watson

He didn't even do anything to me! - Watson

I chuckle. Oh Watson.

Maybe he thinks you're to dear? Maybe he wants to be a gentlemen?

Did he kiss you?

Well he sure did that - Watson

But that's not enough!! - Watson

Maybe he just need to trust you? You met for the first time yesterday, didn't you?

Yes we did, but still! I was more than ready. And I gave him all kinds of hints. I shook my butt when he stood behind me, brushed against his leg whenever he was next to be and I even tugged at his shirt! - Watson