the death of dora...

dora and boots were chiilin in their mercedes benz listening to some hardcore rap music and wearing ozzy osborn sun glasses. and as they were listening to the song "yo yo swag girlz $", there was a knock on the car door.

"hm, i wonder who that is. go get it boots youre just my servent."

"ugh i hate you sooo much dora.' boots mumbled.

he walked towards the door and opened it only to be facing swiper.

"omg what do you want i already told you that we hate you." boots snapped.

"hEY THATS RUDE SHUT UP... UM... UM.. RED BOOTS OHHHHH."

"thats mean im getting dora you cotton headed ninny muggins!!"

swiper snapped his fingers and said "gosh darn it not again my mum's gonna spank me!!!!!!"

boots took off his sunglasses just to realize that swiper came back running over the hill with a sniper. wait oh no that's not swiper, that's swiper's mum!!!

"omg who is that ugly disfigured object running towards us omg stop him dora." boots mumbled monotoningly.

"nuh uh youre the servent around here bro so id watch it if i were you." dora growled/

"oh yeah or what." boots challenged.

"I hAVE A MACHETTE AND I WILL CHOP OUT YOUR GUTS AND FEED IT TO MY PET RAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"you dont have a raven you toddler." boots snapped back.

dora's face turned as red as an apple. she was very sensitive. her lips trembled and tears started falling slowly onto her cheeks. not too long later, she was thowing a temper tantrum. she swerved the car into the grass, and swiper's mum was ran over.

"im not," she yelled. "a toddleeeEEEEEERRRRRR!!!"

her cover was blown. now everyone knows she was the hulk's daughter.

her body turned green quickly and grew muscularer than ., [' john cena.

john cena smiled and flexed his man muscles. he winked and said, "kids, don't be jealous of others."

"wow john cena! i lobe y''''''ou" boots said and kissed john cena on the cheek.

john cena blushed and started crying.

"i didnt realize... anyone... loved me"

"i lobe you." boots said.

the end.