Ohmwrecker Stories

Catch a Lover!

I joined Bryce's game as soon as I got the invite,"hey guys!"Ohm,Bryce,and Satt all said a friendly hello as we all selected our characters.I chose the role of the wife,Ohm the lover,Bryce the dog,and Satt the husband."Satt's my husband?"I laughed,"I'm worried."Ohm leaned towards his mic,"Satt,I've been sleeping with your wifey.""Not my wifey!"Satt yelled in mock horror.Me and Bryce cracked up,"oh my gosh."The game started suddenly,me and Ohm spawning next to each other."Ooh baby,"Ohm said as he ran towards me.I looked down at my model,"this is NOT something I would wear!""What would you wear then?"Ohm asked."Probably all black,honestly,"I laughed.I ran out the door into another room as Satt yelled,"honey,whose pants are these?!"I walked into the main hall and saw Satt looking at a pair of blue pants."Blue is my second favorite color,they're mine,"I replied."Uh huh,suuuuuuure,"he said,not convinced.I let out a loud sigh,"dammit,I tried."He then hit me,knocking me to the ground."What?!He can hit you?!"I yelled in surprise."Yeah,the husband hits,"Bryce said,laughing a bit."I found the reason I've been fucking Ohm then,"I said with a straight face.All three boys cracked up,Bryce the most,"oh my gosh!""Ohm,come save me!"I pretended to be distressed.Instead,I ran into Satt again,"no!Don't hit me baby one more time!"Satt chased after me,punching,"get back here!"I closed a door in his face,"no!""I found him!He's upstairs!"Bryce yelled suddenly.Satt ran upstairs as I followed close behind.A fully clothed Ohm ran past,shooting a taser at Satt,hitting him.Me and Ohm laughed when he flopped to the floor,as the animation was hilarious.I ran right behind Ohm,"we just need the keys!"Satt and Bryce ran right behind us,both yelling."Get back here!"Satt shouted."Sorry Satt,you just can't satisfy me anymore!"I laughed.Ohm cracked up before shouting,"l found the keys!Let's get out of here!"Me and Ohm ran outside the gate,Bryce biting at his heels."Go away you mutt!"Ohm yelled as he ran from Bryce."Don't let him get away!Keep biting him!"Satt shouted.Ohm took the key and ran to the middle gate,opening it,"I'm gone!"I cheered as we won,Satt and Bryce booing."You guys just can't catch a lover,can ya?"I mocked,"I also want a divorce."