Standing in front of the vending machine, you grunted. It has been almost three minutes since you pushed the button for a banana milk yet nothing came out.
"hOLY MOTHER OF BANANAS WHY WON'T YOU JUST FREAKIN' COME OUT!!!" You then angrily strangled the machine as if you were holding somebody else's neck to suffocate them.
Thinking your life was over because you didn't get your favorite drink, you sat down, leaning on the stupid modern technology everyone thought was such a great idea.
"I swear to God I'll kill whoever invented this sh—"
"Something wrong?" A guy suddenly interrupted your emotional breakdown. Embarassed, you stood up from the dirty floor and wiped the dusts off your butt.
"Oh no, it's nothing. Nothing wrong with a stupid vending machine that can't even spit out a banana milk!" You didn't mean to shout at the stranger, your voice just ended up being loud enough to let out the frustation you have over not getting what you wanted.
And besides that, you were really thirsty and no other machines can be seen anywhere near the area.
After realizing what you've done, you immediately say your apologies to the man in front of you.
"Gwaenchanha." He smiled. "It's normal to be mad at a stubborn machine that doesn't want to give you the banana milk. How about I give this thing a lesson? Maybe . . . fill it with chemicals? Or, or shoot it with a water gun but instead of water . . . vinegar! Ooh, I know! Come closer."
He gestured for you to stand closer to him and then he whispered.
"Take out the plug so it will die! Bwahahaha!"
Having said that, you thought to yourself where this cute little ball of sunshine has been all your life. And yes, you admit, he's really cute.
After a couple of seconds laughing hysterically at his lame ideas, he had composed himself and returned to the character he was when you first saw him.
"You're crazy." was all you could say.
"Yeah, I get that a lot. Just kidding, my name's MJ. You?"
"_______." You shook hands and after that, he offered to take you to nearest convenience store and treated you.
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Astro ruined my life.
