-Basically have a relationship of hating everything together
-Both classy af
-If you asked them if they were dating separately they'd say yes but when they were together they'd deny it's complicated
-Love watching The Bachelor
-Ok this isn't a serious one but imagine if they were the supervillains in a really bad cartoon
-Probably are really poor but act like they are super rich
-Also grew up in the same rural farm town in Nebraska and hated it
-THEY ARE BOTH SUPER DRAMATIC AND EXTRA LIKE WOULD SUE FOR A PAPER CUT
-Also are into soap operas in general
-Tonio secretly likes rainbow and sunshine
-Prima likes murder and kicking puppies probably
