Ugh, agh, where am I? Who are-
Wait!
You're commander Erwin and you're-you're
Captain Levi!
Oh my god! You guys are my heros!
Well, would you look at that Erwin...
We're his heros.
Seriously! I'm like your biggest fan!
He probably has poster of us in his
room.
I do!
Teenage boys usually have posters of
girls in their room. He has us.
That means nothing.
Imagine him just jacking it every night
to your face.
Levi stop.
Just going in, just throdding that
rooster, shooting loads over those bushy
eyebrows of yours.
What...?
Are you picturing Erwin?
Levi.
Are you picturing Erwin?! Cause I got a
pretty vibet imaga in my head!
Is he usaully like this?
His been drinking.
Seriously look at his face right now.
He looks like Heller Keller the first
time she touch water.
Levi!
His tears probably taste like poetry.
Levi! I order you to stop!
Look, my name is Baby Dick, and I can
turn into a Titan. Lets all forget
about the Duke of Destruction over here
and worship Justin Bieber.
Who's Justin Bieber?
A pop singer.
A fucking asshole.
By the wall Levi! Compose your self.
No Erwin, because, unlike, Puss in Boots
over here, I actully kick ass fine on my
own. Hehehehe get it? I just made a
Shrek Joke.
You make lots of references.
I am like the KING of references.
Shrek is love.
You know this is not how I imagine
meeting my heros.
Whocares Baby Dick?
I apologize. Will you PLEASE stop
talking Levi?
Sure, whatever, do your thing. I'll just
give me more time to think more liners.
Thank God.
[Not Important]
Can you tell me what this is?
A key!
[Not Important]
I accept your offer commander
I'll join the Servey Court
I'll kill all the Titans
and the entire world will know me as
Eren Yeager safer of humaity!
Wait, his last name is Yeager?
Yes.
This changes everything! Yeagaball!
Haha, I can't believe that is your name,
haha, oh my god kid, you are so fucked!
What- um- What does he-
Alright Erwin I'm cool with him. Kid
for the time being
just think of me as your older brother.
You know, exepct for that if you turn
into a Titan I'll kill you.
But d-don't worry about that.
I'm kinda worried already...
Shut up. All you need to know is that
your last name is fucking awesome!
And we are going to do so many shots
together!
Haha, Yeagaball!
Fucking unbelieve. Buckle up buttercup
cause once your in we're gonna fucking
party!
