Super Goofballs Babysit A Baby: A Super Goofballs Fanfic

Nothing But Filler

I guess there is no crime-fighting today, because there is no one on the Slimy Sleazeball Super Chart right now. But what are we doing? Absolutely nothing. There is nothing but all of the goofballs on their phones snapchatting, texting, or playing games. I wanted to go on my scooter and ride to the local park, but there's going to be a huge thunderstorm tonight, so that sucks. SuperSass Cutegirl was on making snapchat filters, ugggh that stupid dog one i driving me crazy... I wish she could stop doing that. Mighty Tighty Whitey and Tubesock are watching Vines. The Impossibly Tough Two-Headed Infant (a.k.a, Biff and Smiff) are playing Subway Surfers, Flappy Bird, Baby Hazel, etc. on their Ipad. T-Tex 3000 was looking at dank may-mays on his phone. And the Frankenstein Punster kept saying "your mom" and "John Cena" after watching too much memes. It got annoying after a while, but I'm going to have to deal with it, because he usually doesn't snap out of things and still laughs at the memes from like 5 years ago. Here's something more weird, also disturbing, Blunder Mutt just watched Shrek is love, Shrek is life, now he wants Shrek to be his boyfriend. The only goofballs that don't have a phone, Ipad, or somthing else like that are the Bodacious Backwards Granny and Pooky the Paranormal Parakeet. I understand that Granny doesn't have a phone because she is like over 100 years old and phones didn't exist till over 30 years after that. Pooky just doesn't want one at all. Myself doesn't even have a phone either because Granny thinks it's bad for my brain, even though I'm a freaking 13 year old, about to turn 14 in 2 months. I think that's ironic because she doesn't even care if Mighty says "swag", "get triggered", or make jokes about Harambe, or something like that. Hell, she doesn't even care if Blunder Mutt says "Shwek may bayfran." Though she did ground Wonder Boulder for saying the "n" word at her. I'm glad I'm not grounded, because Granny spoils me to the core. So in my free time, I like to write in my diary and solve Rubix cubes. Well I guess that's the end of this chapter since most pages aren't even a page or two long. So yeah... See you on the next chapter.