"I WANT MY PHONE BACK YOU ASSHOLE!" shouted Mighty Tighty Whitey. He got his phone stolen by T-Tex 300 because he wanted to search something on there.
"Wait a minute! Jesus Christ...." said T-Tex 3000 as he searched up "Shrek" on his phone.
"Yeah! Yoy wait a moonute! Hardee Har Har!" laughed The Terrifyin' Tubesock Lad. He's not even involved in this, so I don't know why he's even involved.
"SHUT UP YOU FRIGGIN' WANKER!" Mighty Tighty Whitey lunged at him like a guard dog biting a child. As usual, they started arguing.
"Pffftt... I slept with your mom last night..." T-Tex 3000 blurted out.
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! SICK ROAST!!" yelled Smiff from the other room. Everyone was spitting out roasts towards each other, and just being themselves until the doorbell rang.
ding-dong!
"ME GETS THE DOOR!" shouted Blunder Mutt, running towards the front door. He opened the door and found a woven basket with a bow on the handle. He looked inside and found a baby no older than 10 months old. "LOOKIE GUYS! ME FINDED A BABBY!"
"You gotta be kidding me Blunder Mu... OOHHH A BABY?! AWWWWWW........" Super Vacation Man cooed as he scooped up the baby.
"Is it's a boy or is it's a girl?" asked Blunder Mutt. He was very excited.
"Hmmmm... Pink blankets.... A ponytail.... A pink diaper cover.... Yeah, it's a girl." said Super Vacation Man.
"What's going on?" I asked as I went through the front door, looking at the baby in his arms.
"Blunder Mutt found a baby on our front steps." he said.
"Lemme hold her." I said. I snatched the baby from his arms and cradled her tightly. The baby gazed at me and started cooing.
"Awwwwww... she loves you...." they both cooed, like their looking at a cute puppy, kitten, chick, gosling, or something.
Out of the blue, she started bawling. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she cried, kicking her legs, and failing her arms.
Mighty Tighty Whitey stopped bickering with Tubesock and covered his ears in annoyance. "Please tell me that's not a baby..."
"Amazy Techo holding little babby." said Blunder Mutt.
"Why don't you shut that brat up?" he said.
"I'm trying, Mighty!" I said, trying to comfort the baby, rocking her, holding her, anything I could do. But she just wouldn't stop crying! "Uuuuugggghhhh... Why won't you stop crying..." I moaned.
"Lemme see that lil' snapper." said Tubesock. He walked towards me and jumped on my shoulder. "Is that boyo cryin'?"
"Yes, and she's a girl, not boy." I said.
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Super Goofballs Babysit A Baby: A Super Goofballs Fanfic
FanfictionWhen Blunder Mutt finds a baby on the front steps of their apartment, he decides he wants to keep it, much to Mighty Tighty Whitey's dismay. The other goofballs love the baby so much, that they get attached to it, but when the baby goes missing, th...
