As requested by Eternalydamned20, *sighs* I will do as you ask M’Lady- but only this once
-----------------------In the alleyway that leads to town square
Sebastian: I can’t believe I’m doing this *neatens up the frilly puffy yellow dress* I’d rather get this over and done with instead of hanging around here * fixed purple bonnet* let’s do this*walks out into town square and sees some people turn around
Random passenger 1: What is he or she wearing?*smirks* but I gotta say………he or she or whatever they are, they do seem sexy*gathers around*
Sebastian: *clears thought* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HUMBLE PASSENGERS, I SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS, HOUSEHOLD OF THE PHANTOMHIVE FAMILY AM DRESSED IN THIS PUFFY YELLOW FRILLY DRESS WHICH IS CLOSE TO SUFFOCATING ME, AND AM WEARING THIS PURPLE BONNET, AND AM WALKING IN THESE RED GLOSSY HIGH HEELS FOR YOUR ENTERAINMENT. I SEE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST BUSIEST STREETS OF THE TOWN AND THIS HAPPENS TO ALSO BE THE MOST POOREST PARTS OF TOWN THEREFOR I WILL DO THIS SHOW FOR FREE, ENJOY*smiles* BUT FIRST…..I NEED A GENTLEMEN OR GENTLEWOMEN TO DANCE WITH* looks around and see people shouting and pushing forwards, I try to smile and look at each one of them as sweat trickles down my forehead*oh man………why do you have to torture me my followers* I say under my breath* YOU WILL DO *points at a girl with ginger hair and a reasonable appearance, she steps forward, I step into her and grab her hands gently and put the other hand on her hips* MUSIC BOY………….PLAY SOMETHING*points at the poor guitarist* WELL, THEN M’LADY.SHALL WE DANCE?
The Girl: Yes*she puts on hand on my shoulder blades*
Sebastian: starts dancing slowly with the girl whilst the audience start shouting at who should dance with me next, I try to listen to the music as I stare into her eyes*
The girl:*blushes*
Sebastian:*Let’s go as the music comes to an end* THANK YOU M’LADY FOR THE DANCE……*faces the audience, men and women where fighting and swearing at each other wanting to dance with me* HUMBLE AUDIENCE, MY DANCE HAS COME TO AN END AND NOW I MUST GO………..*audience stop and look at me*
Audience: NO!!! YOU SHALL DANCE WITH ME! AND ME! AND ME! DONT FORGET ME!*they start pushing each other around when a an old woman falls on me sending me to the ground
Old Lady:*trying to get up* I-I-I’m sorry son……..I didn’t mean to…
Sebastian:*help her stand up and brush my dress* Don’t worry, but I do have to say you smell nice……..*winks*
Audience: *Starts drooling and shouting and some of them fainting* Smell me! AND ME! DONT FORGET ME!!!NO, HE WILL SMELL ME FIRST!!NO ME!!!NOWAY ME!!!!!!1
Sebastian: *sighs* seriously what have I gotten into * I say as I leave without them noticing they are busy fighting that hey haven’t even realised my disappearance*
-------------------------NEXT DAY ON THE NEWSPAPER
Ciel: Sebastian!!*slaps the newspaper on the table
Sebastian:*comes into the room* Yes My Lord?
Ciel: what’s this about you dressing up and dancing? Explain yourself!!*angry and standing up*
Sebastian:*bows* I didn’t have a choice besides it brings you more fame, if the news of your kindness spreads through the poor and the rich you will gain more, I did the show for free, and there were lots of people there.
Ciel: *thinks* Sebastian, book the theatre tomorrow, the Funtom company is doing a one off event, by getting you to dress up in that outfit and dancing with everyone there for a fixed amount*sits down* you may leave
Sebastian:*face palm*you are kidding me………….again in that dress and bonnet and heels………………..*falls down
Ciel:*grins* What?.......now hurry up and get the preparations done
Sebastian:*gets up and leaves* Yes…..My…….Lord………..*from a distance hears Ciel laughing*
Thank you for reading and if you have any other dares then comment or send me a message, thank you humble guests for your attention and please dont make me suffer anymore......................until our next meeting Farewell.................*winks and bows*
