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This is the longest title in the whole entire book. I'm not too sure if there is going to be something else that will top it but for now, it's pretty long. At 41 letters, it's a long title for sure. It could be longer if I add another filler word like "really", "almost" or "definitely."

Actually, now thinking about it, if I added "not nearly" before the first "the" I can have a bigger title but it won't be true. I don't know if I really want that though because I don't know if I would be able to fit it in one line. I guess I could make the font smaller and fit it at the top. I don't know.

There is another option of making the title shorter but that won't be a good idea. If I made the title shorter, I would have fewer letters; which in turn would cause for less print on the page; which brings fewer readers and so on and so forth. Not an option. I will stick with 41 or more.

I've made up my mind. I've decided to keep the title as is. Now I have to think about the story. I need something that will stand out & get readers to read more. I was thinking of doing some rhyming stuff but there is a lot of that. I'm just going to keep the story short and sweet.

Here it goes...

"This is the longest title in the whole entire book!"

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