RANDOM!!!!!.A book of random funieeee stuff. dont judge.

List of thngs to do....

1. In steps:

Step 1: Dig a hole

Step 2: Name it love

Step 3: Watch people fall in love

2. Run into a store, ask what year it is, when person responds, yell " IT WORKED!!!!", run out of the store.

3. Go to the restaurant, when waiter/waitress asks, "What would you like?", say "I wish to feast upon the unborn!",

When he/she gives questioning look, say "I meant eggs."

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Plz send in more stuff for this do to list! Comment them or inbox me,.but PLZ RESPOND IF U HAVE ANY IDEAS!!!!!