My Mind: Maybe we can still avoid them! After all, you haven't had them yet! We have a chance!
Me (to my brain): Just don't jinx it okay!
My Nose: It's coming!
My Mind: OH NO ITS NOT! IVE PROTECTED HER THIS LONG! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!
My Nose: I don't know if I can hold it in much longer!
Me (to my brain): I FEEL IT!
My Mind: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: ACHOOOOOOOOOO!
My Mind: Was that it? Really! Yay! And now we're done!
Me: ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!
My Mind: So close. So very close.
