*Destinie and Red are sitting at table, eating pizza*
Claire: *comes back with napkins and sits down*
Red: Thanks.
Claire: *confused* Did you just say, "Thanks?"
Red: Yea.
Claire: Why?
Red: *points at napkins*
Claire: These are mine.
Red: *with a look of disappointment* Oh...
*>~Later~<*
Red: So, can I have a napkin?
Claire: *not realizing she took three* There are only two...
Destinie: That is NOT just two.
Claire: *counts napkins*
*there are actually three napkins*
Red: There are three napkins, Claire.
Claire: *lies* No there aren't...
Red: Claire, can you NOT count?
*Red and Destinie take a napkin*
Claire: NO!!
Destinie: See, now you only have one!
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