Jess And Jason's Randomness

Jealous Of Tables

Jess: I'm going to say something

Jason: Uh, okay...?

Jess: I love tables

Jason: wait, wtf?!

Jess: Not in that way, you know I love you

Jason: *looks unamused* Gee thanks, and i love you too

Jess: Would you get jealous if I hugged a table?

Jason: Yes I will, I will beat that table's ass if it hugged you back

Jess: oh, okay then...

Kai: JASON HATES TABLES!!!

Jason: Kai, I will light your ass on fire....

Kai: Come and get me

Jess: Oh hell no! You two are not setting this house on fire again!!!

Kai: Okay Jess, kiss and hug that coffee table

Jason: JESS YOU BETTER NOT!!!

Jess: No! Kai that's freaking messed up!!!

Kai: DO IT!!!

Jason: FUCK NO!!!!!

Kai: YES!!!!!

Jess: help me....