so there was this blonde brunet and red head they went boating and their boat crashed and the got stranded on an island about 5 miles away from shore
they were starting to go crazy so they decided to go swim back to shore the red head went first she got half way and died for heat stroke.
the brunet went second she also go half and died from being eaten by a shark.. last went the blonde she swam almost all they way to shore but then she thought to her self wow i am tired i don't think i can take another step so she swam all the way back to the island.
so this girl decided to go for a walk one day with her dog and half way down the block she saw a red head and a blonde robbing a house. she didnt have a phone or anything but she needed to tell someone so she calmly walked up to one of the robbers which he was the blonde and asked if she could use his phone.
the robber said what for and she said well i kinda need to call the cops and the robber said oh ya go right ahead. so she took the phone and called the cops and when she got done the robber said hey wait a second u just called the cops on us the girl smiled and walked away
person1- dude u were drunk las night
person2- no i was not
person1-ya u were becuase u ran into a walmart and threw a pumpkin on the ground and said spong bob i know your in there show yourself
person2- oh but i couldnt have been i drove us home last night
person1- no u used a paper plate as a sterring wheel and pretending to be a race car
