lollipops | yoonmin

Chapter 2 ~tales of human interaction

"eomma,no..i sleep well..yes..i am not lying!...i'm eating also...it's not my fault i am born skinny...yes,eomma,i will take care of myself...fuck mum i am not a child anymore!...sorry,i won't swear anymore...no,i don't want to be beat up with a flipflop like when i was a child...fine,i'll always listen to you..bye,eomma."
"what should you say,yoongi?"
"eh i love you,too."
goddammit,thought yoongi to himself. he loved his mum to his bones,but sometimes she was just plain annoying. he was in college now! he knows how to take care of himself. he is almost 24 ffs and yet she still treats him as if he is 10. he hung up and shook his head and went to kitchen to get some milk. (HE NEED SOME MILK okay bye) he stood in front of a fridge debating whether he should eat something or nah. his stomach made a decision for him, growling loudly. he looked into the fridge and saw that he hadn't gone shopping for too long. fuck, he muttered. his lazy ass wasn't that excited about going outside, having to interact with humans. gross. (if this isn't me idk) but his insides protested again, as if they were getting angrier at him minute by minute.
fuck it. he went to his room just to check himself out in the mirror. damn,yoongi,you fine ass bitch.no,this sounded gay. damnn,yoongi,you attractive son of a bitch. there,that sounds better. he smiled at himself content with how his little inner argument ended. he saw that one hair strand was out of place so he put it back, but it wouldn't cooperate. he just sighed, too lazy to try again. he looked down at his outfit. if he had to see those humans, at least he could make himself presentable. he was wearing a white t-shirt and some ripped jeans. not bad tho.it will work.
with that he exited his house and stepped into the jungle called the outside world...

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why the fuck are ques today so long? i don't want to wait, not today ( 😉 ) at least. arghhh yoongi was complaing to no one in particular but somebody heard his mumbling.
shit, said the orange boy. "TAEHYUUUUUUUNG, YOU ALIEN COME HERE RIGHT NOW AS IN NOW"
"what's up your ass today, jimin? another hot guy's dick, i assume", his annoying friend winked.
"i don't have time for this. just...just take this cashier, i ...yes, i need to go to the bathroom for like...i don't know...like 45 minutes? yes, that'll do..and i will be back, okay?"
"no way,jiminie,look at the que! i don't want to help all these people pay for all those ingredients and stuff in their baskets! sorry,buddy,but no."
"argh fuck you,taehyung", jimin knew there was no use in arguing more with his friend. he was so nervous. he could feel his palms sweating and his heart pounding harder and harder by every passing moment of his breathing. he thought he would faint, but unfortunately he didn't. he had to compose himself and be nice to those people who were waiting in front of him. this would be the first time he hears his voice. what would it be like? is it low and raspy or highpitched like his when he gets too excited? he could swear that he was about to fall on the hard cold floor when he heard it. he heard his voice. and then he fell. for him or because of him, it's the same. but who can blame him tho?

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hi guys, me is back with another shitty chapter
i know this seems like a cliché but believe me i have something on my mind to not make it that way at all 😉
but anyways, how do you like it so far? i would like to have some feedback idk
well this is my que to go ... see you tomorrow with another update ly❤