The Historical Death, Phan

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This is a conversation between Phil Lester and yourself, Dan Howell.


Dan Howell: Hey, Phil :D 

Phil Lester: woah dan- um hi 

Dan Howell: What's wrong? 

Phil Lester: nothing is wrong ahaa 

Dan Howell: You sure, mate? 

Phil Lester: i am a-okay ahah 

Dan Howell: No your not, Phil please tell me 

Phil Lester: why should i um tell you? 

Dan Howell: Because I care about you, Phil 

Phil Lester: I know you do but its kinda a big deal 

Dan Howell: Please Phil I will understand confide in me 

Phil Lester: no um look im on the run i kinda killed someone I PROMISE THE KNIFE JUST SLIPPED OKAY?! 

Dan Howell: Phil 

Phil Lester: y..yes? 

Dan Howell: Who 

Dan Howell: Was 

Dan Howell: It 

Phil Lester: um uh no comment 

Dan Howell: Why did you have the knife I won't tell the police just tell me 

Phil Lester: okay 

Phil Lester: it was peej 

Dan Howell: P-peej? 

Phil Lester: dan please i can explain- 

Dan Howell: W-why Phil 

Phil Lester: THE KNIFE SLIPPED 

Dan Howell: Why did you have a goddanm knife?! 

Phil Lester: i was 

Phil Lester: uh 

Phil Lester: no commen 

Phil Lester: t 

Dan Howell: PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER YOU BETTER FUCKING TELL ME 

Phil Lester: *takes a step back* why...? 

Dan Howell: PJ was our friend 

Phil Lester: yes 

Dan Howell: THATS FUCKING WHY 

Phil Lester: HGFDS DaN 

Dan Howell: What? 

Phil Lester: look *puts hand on his shoulder* i was innocent 

Dan Howell: What do you mean you where "innocent"? 

Phil Lester: i um 

Phil Lester: he started it 

Phil Lester: HE lOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS STUPID 

Phil Lester: IM NOT STUPID 

Dan Howell: SERIOUSLY HAMILTON PHIL?!??!!?! 

Phil Lester: WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY 

Dan Howell: TELL 

Dan Howell: ME 

Dan Howell: WHAT 

Phil Lester: daniel daniel daniel 

Dan Howell: HAPPENED 

Phil Lester: i will kill your friends and family 

Phil Lester: to remind you of my love 

Phil Lester: i already killed your friends 

Phil Lester: I MEAN UM- 

Dan Howell: oh my god *tears up* 

Dan Howell: Phil what the fuck?!?!Dan Howell: Goodbye

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