Short Stories!

Venom Cola

  

  This is another thing that actually happened to me! So, I live in the states, South Carolina to be exact. Down here we have a snake known as a copperhead, or scientifically known as an Agkistrodon contortrix. Have you ever heard of them? well, if not, THEY'RE VENOMOUS! Anyway, at the time when this happened I was maybe 5 or six, I lived on the family property in a single wide trailer with my mom and my Grammy and Papa also lived on the family property., as well as my aunt and my two cousins. My Grammy and Papa were truck drivers, like 18 wheeler truck drivers. One day they came home and they ran over a copperhead,AND THAT THING WAS STILL ALIVE1 So Papa grabbed a shovel and smashed its head in. Needless to say, it died after that. Grammy disposed of the dead, vemomous snake. A few days later I go to the fridge to get a slice of bologna, I open the freezer door and there was a two liter coke bottle on the shelf above the meat drawer and, you know what was in that bottle? Cocacola? NO. THE DEAD COPPERHEAD! Grammy said she put it in there because "the kids needed to learn what a copperhead looks like since they are so common".  SO YOU PUT IT IN THE FUCKING REFRIDGERATOR?! So yeah.. my grammy is crazy.. and she has progressivley gotten crazier throughout the years.