I Love U More Than Candy

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The clown approached you as you felt shivers down your spine he was just so...no it can't be...he's...so sexy...lovely...way better than your anime body pillow and your anime boob mouse pad. You quickly snap back into reality and take your eyes off of the monochrome clown looking into his hands as he gestured for you to take the candy "oi thanks m80" you say smiling "hehehehe...HAHAHAHAHA" the clown brakes out into laughter as you stare at him in confusion, he's very scary...but bubbly... "oh heh sorry you're just so cute I had to laugh" he says in his raspy monotone voice with that devilish smirk as you cheeks turn a dusty red "sh-shut the fuck up you cunt before I have a Vietnam flashback" you say punching him in the shoulder. He falls onto the floor putting his hands over his eyes to fake cry, you stand there watching him with a blank expression and he stops every few seconds to peek and see if you're buying the act. Surprise you aren't you dum bass.

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A little after that whole incident he walks you home inviting himself in and hiding in the closet as your abusive father barges into your room slapping you with a wooden spoon. All you could think about was how much he looked like shrek...no not the sexy "shrek is love shrek in life" shrek an ugly Walmart version shrek. You burst out laughing as he hits you with the spoon ignoring the pain you scream out "DONKEY! You're in me SWAMP!~" laughing harder and harder with every swing until he stops because the wooden spoon snapped and left him with splinters. "Get out me swamp!" You say crying and laughing and with that he hits you with one last blow...he decked you...he decked you across that perfect face...jack wasn't having that as you fell the the floor your vision got blurry, you mutter out the words "d-donkey?" As you see jack shredding him to pieces.

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You wake up not knowing where you are confused until...you hear static and you know you're in his mansion...the one, the only, slender man. You look around still recovering your vision but you can make out familiar faces a tall paper white man he had to be 14 ft tall. And...a- ...midget? You quickly fangirl as you realize it's not just a midget it's BEN drowned but as you scope out the room you see jack his cute gaze meeting yours as he smiles  "(y/n)! You're awake!" He says running and hugging you, you blush and smile hugging back "jacky poo I was wondering where you were you noob! XDD rawr"