Signs as hetalia quotes
Aries: Germany is mad because i might have touched his balls
Taurus: I'm going to kill you until your dead
Gemini: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.
Cancer: oh crap my fish
Leo: just show them your boobs!
Virgo: your grandma sounds hot
Libra: this weatherman is predicting 99% shitstorm and it's coming right at YA
Scorpio: I refuse to except being as ugly as the rest of you.
Sagittarius: if you dont disappear while I'm tying my shoelace, I'm going to flip you over
Capricorn: hey Japan, wanna see my butt?
Aquarius: do you really thi nk you can win a battle armed with carbohydrates?
Picecs: im so hot, I could kiss myself.
Please comment which one you are and what you got and thank you
