Chapter 1
Hi, I’m Adam Patmahinie. I like pickles and cheese together and I like apple juice in
my Caesar salad. I’m not the only person like this. My BFF, Jacob Eathauppchuck is
just like me. I know Patmahinie and Eathauppchuck aren’t the best last names, but
at least we usually only have to tell people our first names and not our last names.
Happily, other people have to tell people that their first names are Bartholomew or
Matilda; we don’t. We are like brothers to each other. Sometimes, we may throw
bad words around at each other, but that makes us spend more time together and
get closer to each other. So, here’s the real info…. Jacob and I were born on the
same day, 11 years ago. Our mothers were very close when they were young, oh
wait, they were never young. I bet they have always had wrinkles, disgusting feet
and have always took too long in the shower. Lets get to the point… Jacob and I
have been best friends forever, Blah! Blah! Blah! Were different and better than
other people and Blah! Blah! Blah! Life without Jacob would be Blah! Blah! Blah! BO-
RING. I got a little, dreadful sister named Courtney. Everything about her bugs me
especially Blah! and Blah! and last but not least Blah! I don’t have much to say about
life accept for Blah! I’m not much of a story teller so I wont be telling you this story;
I will be dreaming of it. Here goes nothing… April 19, 9:02 pm, 2 minutes after my
bedtime, as my left eye squints open and my right eye is lightly covered up by my
eyelid, I hear the dripping of the light rainfall softly coming towards my window.
The dripping sound brings my to the time where me and Jacob were outside at
recess while it was raining. Drip, drip, drip, Drip! Drip! Drip! The rains intensity
increased, leading dark clouds all around us. While leaping into puddles of
rainwater, my BFF and I were playing truth or dare like any other kid on the
