Chapter 2

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21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how 

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much 

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON 

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration 

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever 

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. 

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it. 

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen. 

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.

30) Girls love it when guys say their name 

31) Girls love confidence 

32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her 

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony 

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 

35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 

37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us. 

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it. 

39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is. 

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often" 

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