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('few' sexual references)
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dad💦:
where are you?
i think i've lost you.
ffs harold

baby😇:
sorry :c
i got distracted

daddy💦:
gosh how are we gonna find you
with your sense of directions
we're doomed

baby😇:
nooooo
babe ily
don't leave me

daddy💦:
melodramatic much?
i would never
luckily 'find my iphone' exists
and you have an iphone
and i know your password

baby😇:
HOWWWW
my password so dumb ewww
i hate younger me

daddy💦:
'69withjoshy;)'
nice one boggo

baby😇:
that wasn't me
it was my alter virgin ego i swear

daddy💦:
holy shit how'd you get that far off track?!
i'll be a while

baby😇:
i'm not that far ffs
must be old age getting to you babe

daddy💦:
fuck off
omg i see you
you're so red
you're actually adorable omy

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i never asked before but,
how do you like the format?
is there something i should alter?

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