GHB Petstuck

Whatever part this is cause i was to lazy to check 😂

I walk threw my front door sweaty as hell "fuck it's hot out" I groan in annoyance. I throw my bags on the couch or I was going to till I see I big ball of fluff laying there. 😐u gonna move ? GROWL. 😆ok good talk buddy. I trudge into the kitchen and pull out all the extra groceries. My brothers deliver drink and food products so they usually get whatever isn't sold and in this case that is 40 fucking cases of faygo, 20 bags of lays chips (10bbq, 5sour cream and onion, and a couple bags of Doritos 😝)  Also a bunch of fucking boxes of assorted Hershey's chocolates (thinks to self: I know what days I'm saving the chocolate for 😏) oh also Pringles not the reduced phat either the good shit ! WHIMPER. I look to my right and see lil gamzee his eyes were all big and he was looking at the faygo. (Thinks to self cuteness over load😫) I grab a bottle and hand it to him, he snatches it and runs off. I giggle in amusement " hey while ur running that way get ur brother we are have a movie night ! I open the cabinet above me and grab some popcorn kernels and put them on the counter. I squat down and grab my popcorn maker, I get my but up and plug it in and in goes the kernels now we wait 😗. I get all the bags of chips and carry them out to the main room and see a certain ball of fluff turned over. Me being my dumb self did not think of the consequences of my actions that are about to occur.  HOLY SHIT GHB LOOK OUT !!!!!!! and I throw all the chip bags at him, he launches himself over the couch and down the hall. I literally fell down dying of laughter I was clutching my side I was laughing so much. HAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS PERFECT. I open my eyes for a split second to see to fluffs charging at me. My hair turns lime green in acknowledgement of the situation. I jump up dodging there advances and they run into the wall but they got right back up ready to run but they fall to the floor laughing then I started laughing until. GGGRRRRROOOOWWWLLLL. I slowly turn around "h-h-hey GHB u know I was just messin with u right😅" (thinks to self : RUN) I run like all hell broke loose  jump over the couch and down the hall with GHB in toe " I'm sorry it was a joke!" "It's was a harmless prank !" That was the shit I kept chanting when I was running around my house terrified for him to catch me 😭. A heavy weight hit my back I when's tumbling down expecting to hit the floor but in that split second I realize the fucking basement door is open on shit this is gonna hurt like a motherfucker ! OW ACK EE smack to the floor. I groan in pain, alright time to get up 😩. I try to sit up but the ball of fluff was on top of me uuuugggggg get ur ass up u weigh a ton, his eyes snap open and he looks at me as if to say bitch did u just call me fat! " wait why is it so breezy in here ?" He gives me a weird look like what ? Then he looks down and stares at something wide eyed. I fallow his gaze HE WAS LOOKING AT MY BARE BOOBS! ( what the actual fuck where is my shirt or my bra for that fucking matter !!!!!???!????!) WTF DONT LOOK ! I quickly fling him off me and go hide under the stares I was so embarrassed and why did he look 😖.  I hear his padded feet coming towards me. NO STAY WHERE U ARE ! I hear little padded feet from the top of the stares. "ShE MoThERfUcKiN rIpPeD HeR sHiRt FaLlInG dOwN tHE sTaIRs Go GeT hER a KnEw OnE MoThErFuCkErS." Who the hell is that I silently scream in my head !!!!!! "Who is there?!" GHB comes around the corner with my bra in his paw and hands it me and turns back around and walk somewhere in the basement, I put it on quick as a flash. Something drops on my head I jump a lil and rip it off. I look and see its one of my shirts I look up to see nobody must of been one of the kids I think. (Thinks to self: was the high bloods voice? Wow it's really deep lil raspy to kinda sexy. Wait what ! Ok nope conversation over) I walk out from the stairs and he walks over on all fours and stops next to me like he was waiting for something, I give him a confused look and he rolls his eyes and walk behind me then goes between my legs making me fall on his back. He starts moving up the stairs I grab his fur on instinct cause I thought I would fall😅

I will be publishing my explanation for my absence soon. Also I'm back to stay I promise, i will finish for all of u, right now I just need to finish my history work 😅