OH YE DIS MAH JAM! Killed itself. so bench and I git new children. I stole one in the grocery store. We a happeh fam now! O shoot I gatta go woop woop. O false alarm. So bench and I and kidddodo have to feed the beeez coz they killed OH YE DIS MAH JAM! and we r very happur for dat. IOKKD D I GATTA GO FEED DA BEEEZ NOW.
DA END!