Black Magic- Harry to Voldemort

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Harry: All the girls on the block knocking on my door.

Voldemort: Just remember I made you famous.

Harry: Wanna know what it is what the boys want more.

Voldemort: What. On. Earth.

Harry: Is your lover,

Voldemort: ?

Harry: Playing on your side.

Voldemort: We do not play.

Harry: Said he loves you,

Voldemort: Harry, I do not date...wait did you say 'he'?

Harry: But he ain't got time.

Voldemort: You have been listening to that Divination class to much,

Harry: Here's the answer.

Voldemort: ...

Harry: Come and get it

Voldemort: Are you sacrificing yourself?

Harry: At a knocked down price.

Voldemort: What

Harry: Hey

Voldemort: I guess you've just realised that your talking gibberish to the dark lord?

Harry: Get your boys on his knees

Voldemort: I do not fancy boys, Thank you.

Harry: And repeat after me, say.

Voldemort: Point your wand at yourself and shout avada kedava.

Harry: Take a sip from my secret potion.

Voldemort: no thanks.

Harry: I'll make you fall in love.

Voldemort: I'll make you die if you don't stop.

Harry: I can't carry on anymore 😂 It's a lyric prank.

Voldemort: Expect Battle of Hogwarts 2

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 24, 2017 ⏰

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