Homestuck Boyfriend Scenarios - Alpha Trolls

First Meet

******WARNING: POSSIBLE BAD/FOUL/SUGGUSTIVE LANGUAGE BECAUSE C'MON, IT'S HOMESTUCK.*******

Rufioh Nitram

Ah yes, pokemon tournaments. You had a weakness for the child's game and anime, but who can blame you? You grew up with it and you have two little brothers who love it even more than you do. But that's tosh (tosh means nonsense for all you non-brits out there ;P). You love it WAY more than they do. There were already people playing, warming up, snacking, chatting, ect. You were way over excited to say the least. In your excitement, however, you ran straight into someone tall and strong. You fell backwards onto your ass. You looked up quickly with an apologetic face.

"Wow, sorry there, doll." The man said. He looked down at you with light brown eyes, a kind smile on his well-tanned face. His black hair was highlighted red. He had a black vest on over a red shirt and black ripped pants, giving him a bad-boy look. Right about now, you're ovaries have probably exploded. You just blinked, caught in a daze. When you didn't respond, a look of concern crossed his face. "Doll? You alright?"

You blinked once-twice before finally noticing him kneeling next to you. You blushed brightly, starting to inwardly freak out as you met his strong gaze. "O-Oh, yes! Yes, I'm fine! Are you okay?"

He broke into a smile, chuckling softly. "Doll, you didn't even knock off balance."

You smiled shyly before realising you were late for your game. You gasped and quickly stood, talking to him frantically.

"I am so sorry but I really have to go or I will be late for my game bye" You quickly sped off, leaving him to watch your fleeing form in confusion.

Mituna Captor

You fixed your beanie on your head as you rolled into the skate park, hearing the shouts and laughs of your fellow boarders. you smiled slightly, feeling at home. You happened to look left just in time to see a large form speeding towards you. you barley let out a yelp when you were tackled clean off your board. You skid across the ground after tumbling for a moment, quickly coming to a stop. There was a stinging pain at the top of your back. No doubt you got a large brush burn. Great. You groaned and leaned up to confront whatever IDIOT had collided with you when you were met with a cutain of blonde hair. The kid quickly grew frantic and began spazzing out while spurting curses and apologies. He struggled to get off before you gave an awkward giggle. He suddenly stopped, kneeling next to you and looking at you. He smiled before the both of you started to random laugh, making him show off his blue and red braces. When you stopped laughing, you observed the boy. He had crazy curly blonde hair, lots of freckles, red and blue braces and a turned up nose. He wore a yellow tracksuit that seemed slightly too small on him.

"Thorry about not looking where I wath going...." He said before looking down shamefully. You're heart imediately melted at how cute he and his lisp were/was/insertpropergrammarhere.

"No, it's alright. Are you okay?" You asked softly, sitting criss-cross. He smiled brightly and nodded.

"Are you alright?"

"I-" The pain from before pulsed again like an alarm at 4 am. You winced and rolled your shoulders to try to shake it off. "Yep, I'm fine."

He smiled brighter. "Good! Bye then!"

He quickly scooped up his board and ran out of the park, leaving you in confusion.

Kankri Vantas

You wandered through the fairly empty park, yawning. You rather liked stargazing, so that's exactly what you were doing. It was still early though, so you decided to walk around a little. You brought yours sketch pad to doodle in case-

"Oof!" You grunted, stumbling a little.

"Oh my I am so very very sorry for running into you, it must have been very triggering! You see, I was thinking and-"

You looked up to the rambling troll that you had run into. He went on and on about who knows what, causing a small smile from you. After a moment, he noticed your stare and paused, a small cherry blush rising to his cheeks.

"Are you alright?" He asked, tilting his head slightly. You blinked and met his eyes, blushing softly.

"Y-Yes! Sorry! Bye!" You squeaked out and quickly sped away, leaving the sweatered troll behind.

Horuss Zahhak

You were often found around your parents ranch, happily petting the animals or doodling in your free time. Today though, you ran into one of the ranch hands. Briefly. You were going inside while he was going out with a horse saddle in hands. He had long, slick black hair that was pulled back in a pony tail and deep blue eyes behind big goggles. He was thin and fairly short, seeming to struggle with the weight. You were going to say something, but you didnt com to your senses until the barn door had already shut.

Kurloz Makara

You liked learning different languages, but you struggled a little in troll ones. You already knew Japanese, English and Sign language, but you were still learning Alternian. Right now, you were in a lesson. Ironically, you were thirsty. You excused yourself and left the room, wandering down the hall to the fountain. Standing at the fountain was a tall, lanky man who wore a skeleton sweatshirt. He had crazy black hair and stitches over his lips. You smiled softly when he looked at you. He smiled back, waving. He turned and walked off before you could say anything. His face seemed to stick in your mind for the rest of the day, keeping you distracted.

Cronus Ampora

"Ey sweet cheeks."

You stopped, looking around. You had just left the store, carrying about five bags of groceries. Your eyes landed on a tall troll, obviously a sea-dweller. He was nothing less than handsome. But nothing more, either. He flicked his cigarette aside, a smirk never leaving his lips.

"Yes?" You rose a brow.

"You need help? You gotta lot there." He asked, waltzing towards you with his hands in his pockets. You expected a red flag to slap you in the face, but it didn't. In fact, you didn't feel any kind of uneasiness around him at all.

"Sure....." You murmured softly. He smiled almost genuinely and grabbed three bags, following you to your car. You two chatted slightly before he left with a wave. You drove home and-was that a phone number tucked into your bread?

~Alex-Jade Wolf~