after three hours of continuous sex i was in desperate need of both a drink and new bed sheets, as for what happened to the bed sheets ... lets just say that they'll never be the same again, jane had a surprising amount of grip strength for a girl/cat thing in the midst of multiple mind shattering orgasms. to put it simply she tore out handfuls of fabric... i can get blood and semen out of bed sheets no problemo, but i can't put those sheets back together... so after grabbing a bottle of jameson out of the fridge i made a mental note to go wine shopping with kagekao soon and leaned against the counter, poured myself a glass and reviewed my remodeling plans when jane come sauntering out of the bedroom and notices me lost in thought, looks down and notices my nude asscheeks in all their glory and decides to slap me across the ass. startled i abruptly straightened up "heya smexy! whatcha doing?" said jane in a singsong voice "jane, when did you wake up?" "a little while ago, i didn't see you there when i woke up.." she said in a pouty tone "jeez you sound like a kid" " what like sally?" we both stood there looking at one another until we both busted out laughing. "ok,ok... so what where you doing?" " laughing at your joke" "haha comedian..." she walked up to the counter and started looking through the sketches and ideas "huh these are pretty good..." i reached for my glass and took a sip " want some?" "how kind of you to offer a lady a drink.." she grabbed the glass and tried to drain it all in one go " jane wait that not a good-" i gently grabbed her wrist"-idea, this isn't lite beer you can chuge like some fraternity party girl, you got to take it slowly" i put the bottle back in the fridge and gently picked her up and set her down on the couch. " im fine! You don't need to worry about me*hic*" i gave her a half grin "sure thing..." i went back to the bedroom to grab a pair of pants and jane's dress only to find her stumbling out of the door with nothing but her bra and panties on , knive gripped in hand "i*hic* going hunting" i chuckled "forgetting something?" I tapped my face with a finger "huh?" She look down, and started to blush and tried to cover up. I laughed and handed her the dress she groaned" why didn't you tell me sooner?" my grin widened "oh you're a big girl now, you can handle yourself." " your insufferable" "aw come on you know you love me. " i grabbed my fedora, trenchcoat , and jane's mask "hey jane , catch." i tossed the mask to her, and she watched it fly through the air and smack her in the face, "ow...asshole..." hey i warned you and besides you can cover up that bruise forming on you face with your mask." "are you serious? " i shook my head no " dammit offender don't joke about things like that a girls face is her livelihood" i grabbed her sizable chest and squeezed gently. "trust me your lively hood is well taken care of " " not what i meant, if i was horribly burned you wouldn't want me would you ?" "hey worst comes to worst you've got your mask" "i'm being serious, offender" "i know, if anyone understands issues with faces its me, my only facial feature is a mouth filled with teeth that would make a wwII fighter plane jealous, your boss my little brother slenderman has stopped caring ,and the youngest of the three brothers splenderman goes so far as to paint a face on every morning ..." i smiled and straightened up "come on let's get going." she nodded but didn't say a word she just quietly strapped on her mask and grabbed my hand. " hey did i say something to upset you?" she shook her head and just looked down."hey don't feel bad for me, i know i just said some really depressing stuff a minute ago but i love being me, i wouldn't have it any other way..."
(W.I.P i might add more to this chapter.. )
