Kissin' On My Tattoos

Snake!

July

" August stop it's not funny," I said running from him.

" What? It's just a snake," he laughed following me.

" I thought you loved me?" I said pouting.

" Omg," August gasped holding his heart dramatically. "OH SHIT!"

" You dumb ass you dropped the FUCKING SNAKE!" I yelled at him as I ran upstairs for my life.

" I'll find it!" he yelled back.

I called Chris to come get his stupid friend.

Me: Chris come get this dumb ass!

C: what happen?

Me: he brought a snake in the house teasing me and then dropped it.

C: A SNAKE... fuck that!

Me: Christopher !

C: Okay I'm on the way.

Me: thanks bro.

C: mmhmmm.

Within the next 5 minutes the doorbell rung.

" Dumb ass get the door, that's your help!" I yelled down to August.

" Okay! and why I gotta be all that!" he yelled back.

" Because! Now stup up and get the door!" I said from the top of the stairs.

Once August opened the door Chris started acting like he was gon do something.

" Where it at?!" Chris asked.

" Mutha fucka I don't know!" August responded.

They some silly niggas. But finally they found it and killed it, thank God. Now we can continue our regular schedule program...lol.

"Finally y'all do something right," I responded after they told me they found it.

" Don't talk shit, I do a lot of things right," August said winking at me.

"Whatever," I said rolling my eyes.

" So what we doing today?" Chris asked.

" We? Nigga y'all gon take that shit somewhere else, it's a ME DAY, so byeee," I said putting on my beats and going upstairs.