July
" August stop it's not funny," I said running from him.
" What? It's just a snake," he laughed following me.
" I thought you loved me?" I said pouting.
" Omg," August gasped holding his heart dramatically. "OH SHIT!"
" You dumb ass you dropped the FUCKING SNAKE!" I yelled at him as I ran upstairs for my life.
" I'll find it!" he yelled back.
I called Chris to come get his stupid friend.
Me: Chris come get this dumb ass!
C: what happen?
Me: he brought a snake in the house teasing me and then dropped it.
C: A SNAKE... fuck that!
Me: Christopher !
C: Okay I'm on the way.
Me: thanks bro.
C: mmhmmm.
Within the next 5 minutes the doorbell rung.
" Dumb ass get the door, that's your help!" I yelled down to August.
" Okay! and why I gotta be all that!" he yelled back.
" Because! Now stup up and get the door!" I said from the top of the stairs.
Once August opened the door Chris started acting like he was gon do something.
" Where it at?!" Chris asked.
" Mutha fucka I don't know!" August responded.
They some silly niggas. But finally they found it and killed it, thank God. Now we can continue our regular schedule program...lol.
"Finally y'all do something right," I responded after they told me they found it.
" Don't talk shit, I do a lot of things right," August said winking at me.
"Whatever," I said rolling my eyes.
" So what we doing today?" Chris asked.
" We? Nigga y'all gon take that shit somewhere else, it's a ME DAY, so byeee," I said putting on my beats and going upstairs.

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Kissin' On My Tattoos
FanfictionAug finally made it. She's holding him down on his come up. They weren't looking for love. But they don't want nobody else.