waddup young blood! my name is Nigel Papi Jones AKA master pimp daddy! how much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. can you answer that? the answer 3. MEAT!! idk what is but that aint the points. this story is about thots and basketball. so you know, i play for sherwood middle and we 4-6. yeah i know what youre saying. we a beast. i get that a lot. but ofcourse i have the best number on the team! number 11 BAABYYY!!! my boy demarius is the point gaurd of the team. THE DUDE SUCKS! just kidding he has the best handles on the team but i rocked him before at practice. next is my boy sam. oh sam. sam sam sam. he can shoot ad dribble but THAT NIGGA IS SLOW! yall ever seen the turtle and the fox when they race and turtle win. sam is the rock. he dont do shit. he just stays there not doing anything. he could shoot though . beast at shooting. next is my keyboard no homo, NAMIR! thats my twin. he can play , he can do layups an make free throws and get rebounds. he good. he made rodadick fall. next is kareem abdul jabar! roderick! this boy is alright. he scored whenever he got in the games. he alright. that meee boyyy! next is khari, he not on the team but thats my cuhh. he cool and he ball for that bad ahh YMCA. last and least is idk , i just felt like saying that. but there are two girls that are my friends. the first one is taja. she dating demarius. i must admit taja. you are BS. BLACKSKIN! next is andrea. she dating roderick. me and her gone fight. she aint ready though. im a gangsta and ahe just dont know about me . but they cool. you met the gang, now its time to go solve the mystery folks. im on some scooby doo type shit. aint no mystery to solve but on to the next chapter!
