*they're at the wedding perception and boris and (Y/N) are there along with (Y/N)'s friends who are confused and all of my followers and myself there too*
bendy: *fiddles with bowtie*
cactus: *is walked down the aisle by (Y/N)
bendy: *stops fiddling and blushes*
cactus: *is set in front of bendy*
bendy: so we're finally getting married huh?
cactus: ...
bendy: oh, this must be the happiest day of my life
cactus: ...
bendy: *gets sheet of paper out*
bendy: dear cactus, from the moment i saw you sitting on (Y/N)'s windowsill i knew we were meant to be together, i knew that we would have a wonderful life together. And though i may not have a million dollars, i will make sure that your life with me is worth that.
cactus: *drop of water conveniently drips off*
bendy: don't cry dear, our life will be swell
cactus: ....
priest: you may now kiss the bride?
bendy: *kisses cactus but hurts lip*
cactus: ...
bendy: *lip is bleeding*
bendy: I'm glad we're married
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-peanut :>
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