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"I am Groot."

"Why do you keep calling me?"

"Good morning to you too!"

"Seriously."

"So, I just realized that--"

"Look, if you're not going to tell me your name, I might block you."

"..."

"So?"

"Are you a killer?"

"No, but I sure do have killer looks."

"Sly. Veeery sly."

"Okay. Enough games and beating around the --"

"Emma."

"Huh?"

"My name. It's Emma"

"Watson?"

"Emma."

"Emma what?"

"Are you sure you're not a killer?"

"Yes."

"Hmm."

"Or maybe I am a killer."

"I'll track you down."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Will you tell me your name, too?"

"You just said it."

"What?"

"Will."

"Will? Like Will Poulter?"

"Ah, I'm much more attractive than him."

"Pfft. I'd probably barf the moment I'll see you."

"You'd probably be ogling."

"Nahh. My standards are super high."

"Huh. Typical girls."

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