SLENDER MEN

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Well it was about 4:00 in the morning and the girls were fast asleep and I was getting up for work and then I had seen a tall very white male with a few to many arms and he had no face.... Then he had walked off as I studered C-C-C CONSULA THEIRS A MAN HERE IN OUR BEDROOM.... oh and AAAHHHH... As I calmed down I looked.in the girls room to see him saying hush lil baby Dont make a word or ill shove a taco in your ass whole.... And the girls had awoken from his dark deep voice and said sad it's to early for senior TACO hut and then opened their eyes and said AHHHH SLENDER MEN!!!!! I had walked in the room and had a rifle and shot him till he screamed like a baby and then chopped his head off.... See you soon he had said when his head rolled off into a black mist. I had asked the girls if they were ok and they had said yeah and then Maryanne said that Creepy pasta is real... She paused with a confused face... Maryanne I feel you know what that thing was now tell me please! Maryanne said well he is a character from creepy pasta and if you see him he stalks you but he also lives in a BIG mansion with the rest of the creepy pasta crew like Jeff the killer and others that I forget! I am wondering who spotted him and why he's still alive after me shooting his head off and him rolling away saying see you soon? I need a burrito. NO Consula said TGIS IS NOT THE TIME DONALD I  LNOW KNOW WHO HE IS... When I was a young girl I saw a man in a slick black suit and he had no face and no arms and was about 8ft. tall and he had said see you soon and that time has come and now he is coming for the girls! Consula are you lieing Donald said in despare for a big fate juicy burrito! Yes Consula said I didn't menchine it because it didn't seem important but now it is and the girls will be ok just stay with them I will go get dreseed for battle!... UUUMMMMM what do you mean ready for battle Donald said. I mean I will go BRING back the head of Slendermen with chopping it off with my Holly ace that will leave him dead for ever! See girls this is why I love your mother Donald said with a bleak smile... (3 hours later) DONALD I GOT HIS HEAD YAHOOOO!!! Consula said happily while standing at the front door with Slendermens bloody head and for some reason she smelt like shit! The girls are safe Donald said and Consula said GOOD cuz I could use a foot run on each foot... Ok I'll get the girls! GIRLS GET DIWN HERE YPUR MOTHER COULD USE A FOOT RUB MARYANNE TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!! Then they had said MOMMY and had gotten down on their knees and rubbed Consulas feet and they lived a happily ever after with every taco in the world! The end.

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