Jemione (Jeremy Scott(Scout) and Hermione Granger Role play)

Totally Unexpected

Jeremy knocked on the door and Hermione opened it. She saw the handsome man carrying all those things and couldn't help but laugh as she took the food off his head. They put the food on the table and started eating. The room was silent because they were too busy eating.

Hermione looked over, and saw Jeremy staring at his hamburger. He looked up at her, and said; "Bet you a dollar I can fit this whole thing in my mouth at once."

Hermione looked in his twinkling eyes, smiled and said; 'You're on."

He began to shove the food in his mouth, only to hear Hermione's laugh. He began to laugh too, only to choke on his food, and pass out.

Hermione was in shock as he turned blue. She did what she had seen in movies and gave him mouth-to-mouth. She soon felt the soft embrace of Jeremy's lips as they lay on the ground, kissing and smiling. Hermione said playfully, "You owe me a dollar." As Hermione leans into kiss Jeremy again, her roommate walked in. Ginny, just a year younger than them, was in awe to see her shy, bookworm roommate snogging someone she had never been formally introduced to. Hermione and Jeremy, both red faced, walked up to Ginny, interlocking fingers. Hermione broke the tension, "Ginny. Meet Jeremy. Jeremy, Ginny. Now, we have lots of studying to do." Ginny, happy to see Hermione herself and happy, stepped out of the way so they could get to her room. Hermione opened the door and Jeremy was surprised that he didn't walk into a library. Instead, the room was red and black, decorated in signs and posters with lion symbols that said Gryffindor. 

He was awestruck at the delicate features of the room, and he asked what Gryffindor was.

"You'll see." Hermione pulled out a book and stick from her dresser.

Jeremy sat down on a chair and watched Hermione intently.

She set down the book and pointed the stick at some books that were scattered around the room. She flicked her wrist and the books went flying to a shelf.

Jeremy began to clap, amazed by what he saw. He always suspected that Hermione had mastered something of the supernatural. 

Hermione, expecting him to call the police, was relieved. "So you are okay that i know magic? That I am a witch?"

"I'm up for any secrets anyone has. I still have a few myself."

"Ya! Like what?"

Jeremy looked around the room, then looks at Hermione,  his expression of cheerful quickly fading.  "You promise you won't call the cops?"

"Why would I do that?" Hermione asked, kissing his cheek.

"Well... this may be hard to take in... but a few years ago, I actually had a job... as a mercenary. I killed clones of myself for a living. It was a pretty unreasonable fight, simply because we were fighting for two identical twins that couldn't make up their minds about whose land they wanted. So, they both hired mercenaries to try to take each others land. Day after day was a brutal bloodbath, killing and getting killed over and over."

"I am sorry Jer." 

"It's alright. I'll spare you the details of the time that the twin's brother, Gary Mann, stepped in, and took over Mann Co. with his army of money powered robot army... It's a long story."

"So is mine." Hermione passionately kissed his lips and opened up her science text book.

He muttered a response to her comment beneath her lips, barely getting out the words; "Maybe you can tell me later," beneath her passionate kiss.

"Maybe. But now we need to study."

"Okay."

The couple studied for hours before it was suddenly 3:00 AM

Jeremy was asleep on the floor, and Hermione decided to lift his shirt up. She did, and noticed all the scars on his chest, some were circular, some were not. She also put an ear to his chest and heard what sounded like... a dove coo? 

It soothed her and she lay her head on his chest and fell asleep. Next thing Jeremy knew, it was 7 AM and Hermione was on top of him. He shook her awake, knowing class started in 30 minutes. Jeremy shook her and she starting stirring. She woke with a start. She had planned to wake up before him and move. She liked this more even though it didn't last long. They scrambled to get ready and sprinted to their first lesson, which was where they met and when Hermione realized she loved him.

Jeremy and Hermione made it to class as the bell rang, and sat down in their chairs just as the professor walked in.

The teacher, who hadn't noticed, started taking attendance. When he walked to the row where Jeremy and Hermione sat, he saw their hands interlocked, disgusting him. He was a strong christian and believed that it should wait until after marriage. Due to this, he gave everyone new seats, having Hermione on one side of the room, and Jeremy on the other.

When the professor began the day's lesson, Jeremy decided it was time... for PAYBACK!!!!

He stood on his desk, and began screaming the chorus of 'Hello' by Adele at the top of his lungs, while holding his hand out dramatically towards Hermione.

She willingly took it and joined him on the table. All the boys found girls as they would join each other on a table, interlocking their hands. The professor, outraged, grabbed Hermione's arm and forced her off the table, causing her to hit the corner of it and fall. The room went silent as Jeremy went over to her and saw a big scratch, gushing blood on her forehead. Her body was motionless and she wasn't breathing.

Jeremy picked up her motionless body, and carried her out of the classroom, sprinting at full speed down the halls, and took her to the nurse's office. The whole time she was being taken care of, Jeremy sat in a chair across the room. The nurse looked at him, and asked him why he was staying there. Jeremy simply huffed, and grumbled; "The professor did this to her, so I want her to see the look on his face when i beat the shit out of him."

The nurse looked at him, horrified, but not courageous enough to ask him to leave. She wrapped up Hermione's head and started filling out a chart. She filled it out, and left the room.

Jeremy just sat, and waited for Hermione to wake.

After about two hours of waiting, Hermione started mumbling. Jeremy perked up as she opened her twinkling chocolate eyes and looked at him.

Jeremy reached over, and intertwined his fingers with Hermione's. "How are you feeling?" He asked. Hermione simply lifted up her thumb in a response. "You think you can walk?" Hermione nodded. "Good. I have something you might want to see." They walked down the hall, Jeremy supporting Hermione as the strolled back to class. Jeremy took a deep breath, rekindling the hate he now had for the professor. He kicked open the door like a bad ass, and stormed down the middle isle, down to where the Professor was standing. He grabbed the man by the neck, making it so that he could still breathe, but it was extremely painful. He almost yelled; "You think you can get away with this? You think you can just hurt the love of my life, and get off Scott-free?" Jeremy slightly tightened his grip and whispered; "Well, this Scott is out for blood. More specifically, YOURS." He called Hermione over, and she held the ignorant professor in place, while Jeremy produced what he called 'The Boston Basher*'. *this is basically a baseball bat, but wrapped in spikes. He readied his bat, and swung. The spiked bat landed with a satisfying crack against the man' spine, cracking a few vertebrae in half, and shattering his collarbone. The spikes ripped massive holes in his back, which he began to bleed profusely from. Jeremy retrieved a Band-Aid from the teacher's desk, slapped it on the teacher's back, and laid on the ground next to the crippled man. The professor began to whimper. "It hurts..." Jeremy simply replied with: "Walk it off, sweetheart." He then picked up Hermione in one arm, and strode out the door triumphantly. The whole way back to Hermione's dorm, she was speechless. When they got inside, and Jeremy laid Hermione on her couch, he retrieved an ice pack from her freezer. When he laid the cold plastic pouch on her head, he asked her; "Does your head hurt anymore?" She barely whispered the words: "Jeremy... That was awesome."