High School Hell

Chapter Two: The Crockpot And The Clorfors

         So I left first hour with my friend...uh...umm....what's his name? Oh yeah, Roger....right....anyway, so we were walking to second period when Timothy...haha....Timothy...shoved me into a locker and said "you in my next class...see you there....if you make it hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA blah blah blah." I'm thinking "yeah dude, like you'd touch me" and walked away. So I was walking to class with Roger, when we suddenly got "lost." I asked for directions and this guy named Phil said "take two rights and at the light, make a left", so I followed his directions. Believe it or not, he was right. Haha, get it, right...right...SHUT UP IT WAS FUNNY! Roger disagreed, so I kicked him in the shin and said "WELL SCREW YOU TOO!" He then said that he doesn't "swing that way." I caught it and thought "that cunning SON OF A BITCH!" I accidentally said that part out loud, and as soon as I did, Phil goes "language dude, language." I just said "fuck you Phil" and walked away. That bitch Phil said that he doesn't "swing that way" and I'm thinking "GOD DAMMIT PHIL!" I accidentally said that part out loud, and as soon as I did, our second period cooking class teacher Mr.Gyram said "language dude, language."

        The deep-voiced Mr.Gyram tells us to get to our cooking stations as that freaking beep went off. He told us that we would be making spaghetti as our first dish for his class, and it couldn't be better timing, considering that the only thing I ate today was a damn granola bar. He then puts the instructions on the board and tells us to begin cooking s he walks around and observes. We partner up and get to cooking. You can probably already guess that Roger is my partner, but he isn't the best chef in the world. So Roger dumps the noodles in the pot while I'm preparing the garlic bread to go along with it, when Timothy...HA...comes over and pours water all over the floor. Lucky for Roger, I SLIPPED ON IT BEFORE HE DID! Charlotte came over and helped me up, explaining that he only did it so he can win the Golden Crockpot that Mr.Gyram gives out at the end of the year to the best chef, although we both know it was a lie. Then, that guy Chad, Charlotte's boyfriend comes over to me and says that "If I ever talk to his girlfriend again, he'll beat me 'til I look like a clorfor." WHAT THE FUCK IS A CLORFOR!?!?!? Ah, never mind it. Charlotte then walks away, back to her cooking station, when she almost slips on the water. Luckily, I was there to save her from falling, while Chad sat there LAUGHING, and at that moment, Charlotte broke up with him. Woah. She then pulls me out into the hallway and closes the classroom door. She said in such a calm, beautiful voice " Thank you for helping me" and kissed me, square on the lips. We sat there and kissed for about 15 to 20 seconds, and CHAD WAS WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME! HIS FACE WAS FILLED IN UTTER DISBELIEF! So we walked back into the classroom, and Mr.Gyram says "All of your dishes look wonderful! Today, you get to eat these!" At that point, the buzzer went off, Roger and I walked into the hallway with our spaghetti, and Charlotte comes up to me, kisses me again and says in that pretty ass voice "Thank you", and walks off. Roger asked what that was about, and I told him in all honesty, "I don't even know."