Kuroko no One-Shots

Kaijo Headcanon and Scenario

While talking with a friend of mine, she came up with a headcanon that Kasamatsu would be the king at building pillow forts, but not at making hot cocoa (and I have to completely agree with her).
We have also discussed the family roles for the Kaijo dorks
Team Mom: Kobori
Team Dad: Kasamatsu
Forever Alone Team Uncle: Moriyama
Oldest Calm/Mature Sibling: Nakamura
Second Oldest loud sibling: Hayakawa
Youngest Annoying Sibling (or Team Dog): Kise

So this morning, I figured that while I have this scenario in my head, I would write this....so....enjoy

NOTE: In this story, Kasamatsu is dating reader, who is Kobori's sister (just go with it XD)

KEY: (B/F) = Best Friend
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Kasamatsu Yukio valued his Saturday evenings, since he gets to spend it away from his team mates. Don't get him wrong, he loves them and considers them his second family (even though he would never tell them that); but since he has an extremely hyper ace, a loud power forward who can't complete full sentences and a huge ladies man shooting guard on his team, he really values his alone time since he can get away from the craziness (he is so grateful that his vice captain and other shooting guard are mature-ish).

This particular Friday, Kasamatsu had his house to himself (his parents took his siblings to a friends house for a sleepover and his parents are taking a mini vacation). All he planned on doing was doing some light studying, and playing his guitar. He was not expecting his night to turn out the way it did.

He was sitting in his living room with his laptop in front of him, guitar tabs being displayed on the bright screen. He was currently in the process of composing a song; there were gaps in the song that he couldn't figure out what to put.

"Damn, how to actual composers do this?" he questioned, as he pressed the backspace button. The song he was originally writing naturally had basketball as the theme but he wanted to make this song for you, since you mean so much to him and he doesn't know how a nervous guy like him got an amazing girlfriend like you.

"Kasamatsu-senpai!" a high pitched voice exclaimed, startling the point guard, causing him to hit the bottom of his chin with the guitar neck.

"Kise! What the hell?!" he exclaimed, angrily getting up, gently placing his guitar on the couch. He was so tempted to hit his ace over the head with his guitar.

"Waaa! I'm sorry senpai! Is your chin okay!?"

The blond quickly walks over to his captain, only for him to get kicked.

"You don't barge into someone's house without them knowing! I'll kick you!"

"But you already are!" he whines.

After a few minutes of calming down, he finally asked Kise the question that was bothering him. "Why are you here?"

"I was bored and in the neighborhood and I wanted to have bonding time with senpai!" Kise excitedly exclaimed, holding up a plastic bag. "So I brought some hot cocoa that we could make."

Kasamatsu just stared at his ace. While it was kind of a stupid idea, it was cold outside and knowing Kise, he did walk to his house, so making some hot cocoa wouldn't hurt....right?

"Fine," he sighed, rubbing his temple. "It's just packets right?"

What could possibly go wrong? he asked himself, only to immedietly regret that statement.
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"KISE YOU IDIOT! THE STOVE FLAMES ARE TOO HIGH!!"

"BUT SENPAI! YOU BURNT THE POT! HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!"

"SHUT UP OR I'LL KICK YOU!"

"YOU ARE KICKING ME~SUU."

Yup. Kasamatsu immedietly regretted those words. What could go wrong did go wrong.

The stove rack was completely charred-as well as the big pot-, water was everywhere and to make it worse, there was powder mixing with the water that was on the floor

There was so much racket going on, that Kasamatsu didn't hear his front door open, or hear any of the footsteps that were walking into the kitchen.

"...Uh, Kasamatsu?"

A somewhat calmer voice grabbed both of the males attention as they looked at the door of the kitchen; staring at them was none other than the team's center, Kobori. The taller male looked around the messy kitchen. What he assumed was cocoa powder was sprayed everywhere and the entire kitchen smelled like burnt chocolate.

"Kasamatsu, why is your stove on fire and why are you and Kise covered in powder?"

Childishly, Kasamatsu pointed at Kise, who was currently crying because he had powder in his hair (which would take several shampoo washes to get out.)

With a sigh, Kobori walked passed the two and grabbed the fire extinguisher, putting out the flame on the stove, while Kasamatsu kept glaring at a crying Kise.

"Why are you here, Kobori?"

"I was looking for (F/N). I take it she's not here?"

Kasamatsu shook his head. "No, she's and (B/F) are at the mall."

"Senpai! I have powder in my hair," he sobbed, trying desperately to get the powder out.

"Oi, Kobori," yet another voice said, grabbing the attention of the three in the kitchen.

....So much for my day off from these guys, Kasamatsu thought, glaring at the new comer. "Why are you here too, Moriyama?"

"I wanted to see (F/N)-chan and all her beauty." Moriyama exclaimed, his eyes frantically looking around the kitchen.

While Moriyama is one of his good friends, Kasamatsu hates it when he hits on his girlfriend and Kobori feels the same way; it took months for you and Kasamatsu to date without him being over protective (and there was no way in hell he was letting is little sister date Moriyama).

Annoyed at his friend, Kasamatsu glared at Kise. "Kise, since this was your idea, you clean up the mess-"

"Actually, Kasamatsu," Kobori said, putting a hand on his shoulder; by doing this action alone, both Kise and Kasamatsu could tell he was annoyed at Moriyama's statement. "Let's get Kise cleaned up and we'll go see if we can join (F/N)."

"I like that plan~suu!" Kise exclaimed, his once sad expression changing to one of excitement.

"Why not," Kasamatsu smiled, starting to walk out of the kitchen, the other two following behind.

"So I do get to see the sweet (F/N)-cha-"

Annoyed, Kobori glared at the shooting guard. "Oh, Moriyama. You're staying and cleaning this up."

"...Eh?"
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I don't know why this came to me, but i hope it was funny (since it was rushed XD)!

Until next time guys!

~Jupie