Ness and Friends

Chapter 1: Tea Party

Nana sat on a the yellow chair while a beat up teddy bear sat across from her. "Aw man! This is great!" she giggled. Taking a breath she said, "Wow, this is actually really depressing."

She sighed and slid off the chair, "Ugh, my God. My lordy Lord." Nana clicked her tongue, thinking about what to do, "Maybe I'll explore a little bit."

Nana spotted a mirror in the room to the left of her. Suddenly she sprinted into the room but face planted on the ground only 2 feet away from it. Brushing it off like it was nothing, Nana recollected herself and sat on the stool, "I am really pretty I just realized." Stroking her own bruised face. "Aha! I can't believe this!"

She saw a booklet with a heart on it in the corner of her eye then lunged at it. Nana looked through it and it was just pictures of herself. "I just realized I am the most selfish human being on this earth!" then she started to fan the booklet while skipping away saying, "WING WING WING WING WING!" really fast.

Nana threw the booklet somewhere and went upstairs. "I'm so bored right now like kill me." she said while looking through the window.

Meanwhile with Popo, Ness, Toon Link, Claus, Lucas, and Vio. "We're like in the middle of nowhere, like what the hell, where the fuck are we even?"

Vio stood up, "In the middle of nowhere I think." Ness out of the blue, attacked Vio and threw him to no man's land. "Popo, how about you go do something?"

Popo got up but his head did a full 180. "Well I snapped my neck." he groaned, "Wake Vio up and when maybe we can go to the house since it's," Popo pointed to the house behind him, "RIGHT THERE!"

"Wake him UP!" Popo yelled at those brain dead morons. Vio was suddenly behind Popo, "I'm awake Popo, just so you know, I'm like behind you." Popo turned around, "Vio, kill yourself alright?"

Vio growled, "excuse me?" he punted Popo.

"Vio, what the hell are you doing, like what the fuck?" the ice climber yelled at the boy on the ground.

Back in the house with Nana, "Wow! This is better than a ratchet tea party that those guys went to," she started to click her tongue while humming for no reason. "Am I right Mr. Ted."

Nana spoke for the teddy bear, "You are very correct." 

she shouted, "Yeah I know I'm always right."

-author drops the camera.-

Vio walks in, "Anyways." the brunette girl glared at him, "Yeah, Vio you just caused an earthquake."

"What the fuck is wrong- what're you doing?" He asked.

Nana blinked a couple of times before finally telling him, "Um having a tea party WITHOUT you."

The swordsman scoffed, "But I make the tea parties amazing. I'm gay."

He looked over and saw Mr. Ted. "Move that fake ass teddy bear and let me join."

Nana only let out a, "Umm.." but Vio made it worse by rubbing her bare back.

Author's note: I am pretty sure Vio is a sex offender, rapist and a child molester.

Then the Link stooped to another level of Hell by saying, "What'd you say?" 2 times.

Popo walked in the door, forcing out a burp. "Ah, damn, that tea party got me fucking shook dude, dang." he arrived at the scene where Vio raped Nana with his hands.

Lucas, Ness, Claus and Toon Link dropped like bombs from the sky, "Here we are." said the blonde spiky hair kid.

Out of nowhere, Grace from Facade appeared, "Hello, here we are!" before getting sucked into a black hole.

Claus walked away but kicked Ness into a portal to Hell.  No one cared.

Popo didn't care about anything else but crashing Nana's lonesome tea party.

"Crashing this tea party!" He jumped on the table. "Damn, Nana you're lonely."