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Hey guys. Just a warning, this story is very sloppy and heated. NSFW 18+. Try not to get a boner (;Percy Jackson and Jason Grace were currently sitting in their college dorm, deciding on what to do the rest of the day. Percy is eating a jar of pickles, Jason is playing Flappy Bird on his phone.
"Dude. I'm so bored. We should go clubbing or something! Classes are over, we don't have work today, so there's nothing stopping us!" Jason said excitedly.
"Eh. I don't feel like hooking up with anybody, especially since I have a boyfriend."
"I didn't say you had to hook up with anybody."
"Jason, please. We both know the only reason people go clubbing is to get drunk off their asses and get laid."
Well, he did have a point.
"Crap!" Percy had his hand stuck in the pickle jar. "Jason! Help!"
"What?"
"I'm stuck!"
Jason had a sly look on his face.
"Well, Percy, it looks like you're in a bit of pickle." Jason tried very hard not to laugh at his own terrible joke, which failed.
"This is not the time for jokes, Grace. I'm going to break this jar on your head if I have to!" He then proceeded to chase Jason around their dorm for ten minutes. After mindlessly yelling at Jason to help him, Percy finally got the pickle jar off of his hand after spreading butter on his wrist.
"I'm hungry." Jason was always hungry.
buzz-buzz
Percy got a text.
Nico: Hey Perce :)
Percy: Hey babe ;)
Nico: Are you busy today?
Percy: Depends. Does murdering Jason with a pickle jar count?
Nico: Uh, no?
Percy: Then no. Why? Do you have something in mind? ;)
Nico: Do you and Jason want to go to the carnival with Hazel, Annabeth, Frank, Piper, Leo and I?
Percy: Hold on , let me ask.
Nico: K
"Hey, Jason!"
Jason, with his head in the fridge, hit his head on the roof at the sound of his name. He then uttered some words that will not be repeated.
"Yes, Percy?"
"Wanna go to the carnival with Nico, Hazel, Leo, Annabeth, Piper and Frank?"
Jason started jumping up and down.
"Are you serious? I've never been to a carnival! Are they cool? What kind of stuff is there to do? Will it be busy? Ugh my head hurts. Are there rides? What about ice-cream? I like ice-cream. Percy do you think ther-" Percy cut him off.
"Whoa, Jace. Calm your tits. Yes, carnivals are very fun. There's food, rides, booths, games, etc."
"Nice."
"So do you want to go?"
"Do I like ice-cream?"
"I'll take that as a yes."
Percy whipped his phone out, scribbling a quick message in reply to Nico's 'k'. It really bothered Percy when people just said 'k'. Like, what even? What does 'k' stand for? Okay? Ok? Killer? Because when people say 'k' it makes Percy feel murderous. However, he wouldn't ever do anything to harm his little Ghost Prince. He loved him too much.
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FanfictionPercy, Nico, Jason, Annabeth, Piper, Leo, Hazel and Frank go to a carnival when Percy and Nico get lost in the House of Mirrors. Percy//Nico fanfiction. Rated R for a reason. All rights reserved to Rick Riordan.