At lunch yesterday, I was with Goatsareboss1234 Nico128 UniPegasus214 arctic_stranger and skater boy.
We were sitting down, and I was going through my lunch box.
My dad packed me lunch, and I appreciated the thought of it. But here's the thing.
He had been too scared to get me an ice pack.
Whenever someone goes into the freezer, there is always a chicken falling out. There's always a chicken in there. Always. And it likes to hurt people's feet.
So my dad put ice in a bag, which was by the time I opened my lunch box, water in a bag.
I didn't notice there was a small hole until goatsareboss told me it was leaking everywhere.
"G can I please have the bag of water?!" Goatsareboss pleads. "I'm thirsty..."
I started to squeeze the bag and a stream of water came out. I shot it at his mouth.
Soon Nico and Skater Boy were getting water shot at them too, the result being Nico getting water all over his shirt, Skater Boy having his glasses drenched, and goatsareboss with the edges of his pants wet.
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