[[oppa? || taehyung]]

chap 2

*Maja's pov

'trash kids'

nien:
sooo how was your date guys, maja did u wake up in taehyungs arms;)?

kooks:
they are both not replying which means they are still sleeping with each other

hobi:
or fucking"

mello:
really hope you too now??

mello:
one kookie is enough

kooks:
*blushes* melanie I can be your one and only

mello:
wot

hobi:
kook just wants to eat ass

mello:
im gone

you:
HOLA BITCHES

nien:
ar u ok¿

you:
ye why?

nien:
bcs u never this hyped in the morning wTF IS WRONG WITH U

kooks:
she is pregnant that's why

hobi:
oml is it a boy or girl oR MAYBE BOTH

you:
ye I am pregnant

kooks:
U GUYS DID IT

nien:
WAIT WHA-

tae hyung:
are you..

you:
yes I am from the food of yesterday it was yum I feel like there are 738938390 babys inside of me

you:
pls send me to a hospital I am giving birth

nien:
die

hobi:
MAJA U OK??

you:
no I am serious my stomach hurts so much

kooks:
fy maja I thought tha my parents finally were parents

tae hyung:
kook

kooks:
ye bro??

tae hyung:
go fuck urself

kooks:
I already did bro

mello:
maja bro shall I be the caring friend rn and come over?

you:
yeah okay but please don't mention food, eat food, lemme see food or food

mello:
aight got it

tae hyung:
xx