Beavis x Butthead

Chapter one

It was a regular day for Beavis and Butthead, they were sitting at their usual seats all the way at the back of the classroom. They were in health class,and the topic was sex ed so that was like a field day for the two boys.

"Okay class so what we're going to talk about today are condoms. Now im sure most of you know what these are but im going to tell you a little bit more about them. So condoms are very important when it comes to sexual intercourse. Now condoms prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy which you don't want at this age or any for that matter."

Then she proceeded to talk more about what there used for,none of it even reaching Beavis or Buttheads ears. They only laughed occasionally when they thought she said a dirty word.

"Now since we went over that lets talk about how to find your likes and dislikes. Now it is very beneficial to practice with someone in a safe and consenting manner and only with someone you trust. That part is very very important. It should only be done when you get to a mature age,like in your twenties."

Something about that statement grabbed Beavis's attention. He leaned forward to try and listen closer.

"Practicing with someone can ease you into other realms of sexual mediums. Another benefit is to make you more comfortable so actual intercourse will not intimidate you because you would already know what you like and what you're comfortable with."

After that Beavis stopped listening but the wheels in his head started to turn. Maybe if he found someone to practice with he would gain skills and experience. Then with that experience he could get chicks. Then those girls would tell their friends how good he was which in turn would get him even more chicks! Beavis felt like a genius when he came up with that. But..he had one problem. He had to find someone to do it with first. But the only person he was close enough with or even knew for that matter was Butthead. Beavis shuddered at the thought of doing anything remotely sexual with Butthead but he didnt know anyone else and plus he REALLY wanted to score like really bad. He could always pretend Butthead was someome else though. But he still had one more problem,he had to find a way to convince him first.