seven minutes in heaven (hetalia fanfic)

an axe (denmark)

a/n: i do not own hetalia nor to i own any of the charicters....  sorry if it's short but DEAL WITH IT!!!! * Rides away on charlie my rainbow twerking unicorn*

you feel something cold and you know it's metal. you pull it out and see it's an axe.  "HOW THE HELL DID THIS EVEN FIT IN THE HAT!!!???? IT'S BIGGER THAN THE HAT ITSELF!!!  WHAT THE fuck!!!!" you screamed. suddenly you felt someone throw you in the closet. "AMERICA!!!! "'sorry dude you gotta play!!!" america laughed through the shut door. 

"damn him" you muttered a threw the axe at the door with extreme force lodging it in the door and causing it to send peices of wood to fly everywhere. you turned around and slammed into denmark.

"i wouldn't want to get on your bad side" he laughed. you rolled your eyes and punched his arm hard. "shut up denmark!!!" you said sarcastically. but you didn't want him to stop talking you loved his voice and the way he laughed. you smiled and leaned against the side wall. it was pitch black and denmark knew it. he tried to walk over to you but failed miserably, he tripped over anything and everything in his way.

"denmark?" "ja?" "am i pretty?" "no." "am i fat?"totally yes!!!" "do you want to be with me forever?" "no of course not!!" "would you cry if i walked away?" "no." you had heard too much england had just said your time was up any way..  you walked to the door and was just about the reach for the handle when denmark grabbed your arm.

"you aren't pretty you're beautiful, the only thing fat about you is your heart, i don't want to be with you forever i need to, i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... i would die." he said and kissed you. you tried to stop crying but you couldn't help it you let the tears come out and you leaned into denmarks shouler and just stood there crying. when england ripped opened the door he looked into the closet than at the door. "Fuck this shit!!! come on flying mint bunny!!!" england screamed and ran away. you and denmark both laughed and pushed the door open further letting everyone see the axe in the door. iceland ran up to denmark and scolded him for throwing the axe, but then you interrupted by saying,"for your information icey!!! i was the one who threw that axe because i was pissed at america!!! so just leave denmark alone!!!".

iceland just stood there in complete and utter silence stunned because you were usually such a quiet person(except for the beginning where you ranted about the axe in the hat). denmark laughed and picked you up on his back and ran away screaming" THE VALLIANT KNIGHT HAS WON THE WAR HAHAHAHA!!!!!"  he ran to the bathroom door and set you down. "i'll be right back."he said and went to the bathroom and came out wearing a swimsuit. you laughed and went to grab your from your bag. you put your (s/c)swimsuit on and put your hair in a full pony tail. "RACE YOU TO THE POOL!!!"a certain hero yelled and jumped into the olympic sixed pool. you and denmark laughed and jumped in after following norway, a very angry brit who was pushed, france who everyone steered away from because he was skinny dipping, and poland who looked very friking pink and fabulous!!!!  

when you got ready to leave for the night you noticed all the other nordics went home and denmark didn't have a ride so you yelled for him to hop on your motorcycle. "_______ um... can i stay at your place tonight?" he asked as you both left the driveway. you laughed and went to your place where he crashed on the couch..... until abou 2: 45 in the morning where he migrated to your room.